Ladies and Gentlemen!
Boys and Girls!
Please keep your hands, feet and heads out of the circus ring (in other words -- stay in your seats).
Cover the eyes of your youngsters.
Put away your cameras, as the flash could cause a major disturbance which could cause injury.
And prepare yourself for the most dangerous act of the entire circus.
I-n-t-r-o-d-u-c-i-n-g...the one -- the only
J o e l l e
lion ladybug tamer!
(Followed by deafening applause for the a-m-a-z-i-n-g Joelle)