Lately when one of Joelle's pairs of tights gets a hole in them...instead of throwing them in the garbage like I suggest -- she rather chooses to proudly display them by hanging them on the handles of her desk drawers.
I don't know if she's creating a museum of sorts...but I can just hear it now:
"And to your left you will see 3 pairs of beautiful tights that were worn with strong fashion sense by Lady Joelle in the early 2000's. As for the string of red monkeys hanging from these delicate pairs of leggings...well, nobody is quite sure of their significance -- but many fashion divas have made their opinions well known, and you can read about them on page 15 of your Museum Guide."
Do you think she would notice if I snuck them into the garbage one day when she's not looking? And more importantly -- Dare I risk it??